Today, I came home early from business trip to Paris, where I bought an engagement ring. I was going to take my girlfriend of two years out and propose to her. I sneaked into our house as a surprise and… she was having sex with another man. Now I have a ring that I can only return in France. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I'm living with my now ex-girlfriend of 9 years in the house we bought together. What's worse than that is the fact that 2 weeks before she told me she was unhappy and ended it, I had bought an engagement ring. I didn't get the chance to ask, and had to return the ring. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
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dore 0
save it for the next gf
lenajoy927 0
keep it! save it for a girl who's worth it. :)
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Comments (131)
greatnt249 0
What the hell is it with women cheating on guys in the guy's own home? That's about as low as it gets.
rotf_coaster_9 0
bitches be crazy as some say.....
staceybby 0
that's what ebay is for!
cmac86 24
keep it for the next girl, sell it or, if it's not too feminine, wear it.
DameGreyWulf 1
Pawn it dude, it's of no use to you. It's like a broken mirror now. Sucks man, FYL for sure. You'll find better.
da_anonymous 0
that really sucks dude...save the ring. or take another trip to return it and get a french girl!!!! but you've just jumped in the bed to... fuuuuuuuck it saves you the time of convincing your girlfriend of having that threesome she already feels bad so she just would've kept going
berman765 0
what a BITCH. heres what you should do: talk to her cheerfully about what shes been up to while youve been away, maybe even ask what she was doing in preparation of your homecoming the night you saw her with the guy. get her nerves up then propose to her when she says no, casually say something along the lines of "ohhh, is it because of that dude you were having sex with in our room last night?" itll be a win for you =P good luck with the next girl
zolziski 11
Then he gets the joy of breaking up with her, completely blind-siding her. But surely the girlfriend knows the boyfriend saw her? I mean, I know he said he snuck in, but would he just quietly sneak out after catching her cheating? I know I wouldn't.
marz88 0
This site makes me feel like everyone cheats >.< this is not good. Can human beings not be faithful to each other anymore? (I am exaggerating I know but you get the point). OP that sucks but at least you have one more reason to go back to France.
annamg 0
I know, reading FML always depresses me because of all the infidelity out there. If you're not willing to be faithful to someone, don't commit to a relationship.
person1000003 0
There was another fml just like this ahsushsu thing happen save it for the nxt
Bullshet 0
What a bitch. Good thing you didn't marry her.
Tubasaurus 0
Contact the jeweler and explain the situation, and they might let you just ship the ring back.