Today, I came home early from business trip to Paris, where I bought an engagement ring. I was going to take my girlfriend of two years out and propose to her. I sneaked into our house as a surprise and… she was having sex with another man. Now I have a ring that I can only return in France. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I'm living with my now ex-girlfriend of 9 years in the house we bought together. What's worse than that is the fact that 2 weeks before she told me she was unhappy and ended it, I had bought an engagement ring. I didn't get the chance to ask, and had to return the ring. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
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Top comments
dore 0
save it for the next gf
lenajoy927 0
keep it! save it for a girl who's worth it. :)
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Comments (131)
wordgirl 0
I don't know if anyone else has said this, but, I'LL TAKE IT! I'm beautiful, honest, faithful and part French. Hey, if you gave it to me, it would be *like* returning it. :D
hugwhore42 0
Save that pretty ring for a lady who really actually deserves it. :) Good luck.
DynamicDave 11
Tell that bitch what's up and sell the ring!
Hurt16 0
**** her.... pawn the ring... take the money... rent a room... buy a *****... **** her untill yuh problems dissolve,. use protection... don't back it up untill u strap it up...
ffmmllyaya 0
yeah!!! YYEAHHHHH!!
BigDaddyCain 0
Push her dumb ass down the steps.
NekoHakase 0
Keep it and use it for someone who deserves it!
Ashleigh96 0
like everyone said, save it for the next girl :) I think if I was getting it I wouldn't really mind.
itsSkylar 5
lucky you found out before you proposed
MwahFMLS 6
Sorry bout that. Fyl, I would consider selling it.