Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
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junjouromantica 0
What a bitch, for crying for both reasons.
BIGGYCLEEBS 0
classic
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Comments (171)
fantasyworld 39
That's sad that she is making it about her.
ballkrusher14 8
You deserve it for being gay
WhackTheJackal 22
What a cunticle.
Solano2580 24
Simple, have children anyways but forbid her from seeing them, ask your brother to do the same.
iSsjGohan 18
Tears of joy maybe?
Tyrax 16
I could see the wanting grandkids thing. But then crying because you were planning on having children is a bitch move. Unless it was joy. But I doubt it. Have your kids, and then just never let them meet your mother. She doesn't deserve it, and they don't need to be exposed to that poison.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
that reminds me of an april fools prank we were pulling on my dad...