Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
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junjouromantica 0
What a bitch, for crying for both reasons.
BIGGYCLEEBS 0
classic
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Comments (171)
FoundManyLemons 0
What #21said. **** #10, his brother isn't dead, not even similar. Stop sympathizing with the bigot.
Belldandy911 0
Hope your mom gets over herself. Seriously, its not the end of the world when someone says their gay.
lilmistabys 0
what a bitch of a mom. if i were u i would say that to her and punch her in the face. show her this ******* comment now.
xojuicyy 0
Ew tell her to go friggen piss herself!! And get her ass to stop crying!! BITCH! No offense
Celfious 0
I know it will tick you off but if I decide to have kids, trust me, I will teach them that girls like boys, and boys like girls! If my son or daughter tells me they are gay I will be mad and ashamed!
Muchomastrbation 0
well then I hope you don't have kids. Coming out to my parents was the hardest thing I've ever had to go through. And they are mad and ashamed and now our relationship is practically non-existent. I hope you too would be willing to throw away any relationship you had with your children just because there is an uncontrollable aspect of their life.
Celfious 0
If you feel it is your right to be flamboyant and gay, then it is my right to not like it! Go ahead and flame me for expressing my opinion, and have a little parade about your opinions..
Muchomastrbation 0
it's not a RIGHT to be gay. Just like it's not a RIGHT to be straight. It's part of who you are. That was a horrible word choice. You have the RIGHT to remain silent, you have the RIGHT to bear arms. Sexuality is not a right.
glassdoorfail 0
@121 fail troll is fail @ 13 and others the mother did start it with the grandchildren remark
fmlzftw 0
that's not very motherlyy :S where is the world going these days?? gets me worried.
pinkbubble96 0
she might just have gotten more upset bout ur bro
maxipoo 0
Must be a white family