Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, a couple convinced me I should ask out their daughter I went to school with, because it’s "obvious" we like each other. I do have a crush on her, so I decided to bravely go for it. She didn’t just say no, it was, “Ew, no, weirdo.” All her parents could say was, “Wow, we misjudged that, our bad.” FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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Top comments
ohmyword08 0
what a nice mother.
bre_zip_it_up13 11
your moms a bitch
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Comments (82)
NdnStlkr 0
She could have meant "Has he seen what you look like now?" in an encouraging manner, like he saw what she looked like now and suddenly regretted not asking her out?
ayy 0
Well he obviously has if he found you on facebook!
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #20.
redbluegreen 41
That's nice.
Reutan 0
That was absolutely beautiful, 20. Also, to OP: even jokingly, that was pretty mean.
toink 0
you got owned again, #17
justmyluck1212 0
Your mum better not be right
bre_zip_it_up13 11
what's imo
Intoxicunt 6
Ignorant Motherfucking Ogres.
letthemxeatcake 0
Wouldn't she know that he saw your picture when he added you?
WhyworldWhy 0
Has he? just kidding she probably was to.
redbluegreen 41
I was thinking: Immediate Mouth ******
Intoxicunt 6
Yours is better. I also like: Incest Male Orgy