Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "No name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the reason I couldn’t buy a commemorative jacket to wear at my rugby club's 50th anniversary was because the event had already happened. I paid in full for the event, and it cost me most of my savings. FML
Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML
Today, I ordered a designer jacket online. When it arrived, it was doll-sized. It turns out that I bought a limited edition meant for action figures. FML
Today, I found some nice shirts on sale. As the prices were only valid for a few more days, I ordered them quickly. They didn’t lie about the prices changing, they just didn't mention that everything would actually be even cheaper than it was. FML
Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelled the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML
Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML
Today, I paid extra for priority shipping because I desperately needed my package before the weekend. It arrived on time. It was the wrong package. I'm now the proud owner of a dog raincoat. As in a raincoat for dogs. I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
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boating_guy 33
You'd think people would realize... or they did, and it was just a prank on their part. FYL OP but there's no one you can go talk to about a refund and/or new jacket?
hnz 13
Refund? Clarify with the person who orders the team jacket
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Comments (91)
csull356 3
If irony was made out of strawberries we would be drinking lots of smoothies right now.
gc327072 31
37- sounds like the Dos Equis man. "Stay thirsty, ladies."
aJaguarinRed 9
At least it didn't say "Not Sure". And if you got my movie reference... We should hang out.
YouFailForLife 7
Idiocracy was great movie, quite underrated. It seems every day that god awful future is coming closer and closer.
DumbingOfAmerica 9
Why the hell would one just not leave the field blank? Did it say to write "no name" in the space it? YDI moron!
billyw02 5
Probably the funniest FML I've read, ever.
wobbledewobble 6
send it back!
panda_lou 11
Return it. Not that difficult of a fix.
Trix_Disorder 20
70 - "Stay thirsty, my friends." One of the best ad campaigns I've ever seen.
destroyu 8
That stinks... Hmm we know who doesn't deserve a Christmas bonus
fuxetan 8
This is friggin hilarious