Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "No name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the reason I couldn’t buy a commemorative jacket to wear at my rugby club's 50th anniversary was because the event had already happened. I paid in full for the event, and it cost me most of my savings. FML
Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML
Today, I ordered a designer jacket online. When it arrived, it was doll-sized. It turns out that I bought a limited edition meant for action figures. FML
Today, I found some nice shirts on sale. As the prices were only valid for a few more days, I ordered them quickly. They didn’t lie about the prices changing, they just didn't mention that everything would actually be even cheaper than it was. FML
Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelled the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML
Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML
Today, I paid extra for priority shipping because I desperately needed my package before the weekend. It arrived on time. It was the wrong package. I'm now the proud owner of a dog raincoat. As in a raincoat for dogs. I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
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boating_guy 33
You'd think people would realize... or they did, and it was just a prank on their part. FYL OP but there's no one you can go talk to about a refund and/or new jacket?
hnz 13
Refund? Clarify with the person who orders the team jacket
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Comments (91)
nottheyoungest 18
At least it's funny. Hahaha :) But if you don't like it, you can complain to the management.
PaulB123 11
I'm not too sure who would like that...? And OP obviously doesn't like it seeing as they put it on FML and all.
padajuan 11
Wear it with pride, no-name.
DocBastard 40
And now you have a great conversation starter! "No, it's pronounced 'no naMEE.' It's Belgian. And what's yours?"
laurenlovesjb 20
Haha this reminds of the FMLs about getting the FML shirts and how they forgot to put a story in the FML. Haha sorry OP, try calling the company and asking for them to give you a new shirt without a name if you'll send back your current shirt:)
Feverrotes 15
If you dig several years into the past FMLs, there's an FML about a guy whose last name is/was Flicker, and the jersey he received had the name in all UPPERCASE with the L and I joined together at the bottom. That guy owns you OP - a jersey that reads ****** tops a jacket that reads NO NAME.
annie_nk 23
It's also an illustrated FML.
rachiebuger101 8
I'm sorry OP. :( I bet it's awkward to go near the team now...
icecreamdriveby 5
I like how op's name is 'anonymous'.. WHAT IS HIS REAL NAME?!
perdix 31
It's Noname, didn't you read the story?
llamalpaca382 13
Perdix, I feel you're losing your touch. You're not as witty as you used to be...
doglover100 29
Send it back for a refund
doglover100 29
Send it back for a refund
olpally 33
That's not bad no name, its a good ice breaker story to tell when you go out with the soccer team. Laugh it off, or just get a new one if you can. :)