Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her parents seemed upset, so I tried to lighten the mood by saying, "Hey, at least the weekend is coming up and you guys won't have to go to work." Apparently, they were upset because they both got laid off from their jobs today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a meeting with my girlfriend, who I live with and work with but on different teams. Both our teams got laid off. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I got laid off from work. I was being escorted to the elevator when another coworker stepped inside. He said, "How goes it?" I said, "It goes." Then he said, "At least we have a job." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, days after I broke up with my girlfriend, my dad tried to make her feel better by inviting her to our family BBQ next weekend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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brkn_hearted 0
damn that sucks :( but how were you supposed to have known?
dontbackdown 0
I love that a lot of FML's seem to happen because couples don't tell each other anything. If I was the girlfriend I would've given my boyfriend a heads up.
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Comments (106)
chicagofireallez 0
too bad they don't work at goldman sachs or another business that obama and his pals seem to have a hard on for.
MadisenMoore 0
Damn, I am satly for you. That sucks hard, hahaha. Well I am always TOTALLY supervised in my relatuonship at all times, it sucks. :/
8trickster8 0
I think your embarrassment is nothing compared to their problems.
NoteMyGrin 0
Oh no! And it was such a good mood lightener, too. ): I'm so sorry you were put in that situation. Of course I'm sorry for the parents, too. I hope they didn't get offended over something which you obviously couldn't have known about.
RatIsKing 0
wow. double fyl for those people
Mademoiselle_fml 34
What an unfortunate coincidence D: I would've died
EMTchic 14
Open mouth, insert foot.
cwl727 33
That sucks major monkey balls.
goodwithoutgods 20
You should have asked them what was wrong. YDI.