Today, I had to listen from the next room as my dad cheated on his girlfriend with his married boss. He's 57, looks like a troll, and doesn't smell much better than one either. Meanwhile I'm 24 and couldn't get laid, much less get a date, if my life depended on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Cheaters make my blood boil.
stayydomii 21
OP you gotta get your confidence up. People find it sexy. As for your dad, hopefully karma comes for him soon...
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Comments (79)
gigiskye 20
It's better to be single asf and desperate then a cheater.
kappachino3 6
Well I mean if he looks like a troll, wouldn't you do too? Genetics and all...
Baegel 15
Is your dad Danny DeVito?
TAntobella 14
You seem much better than him OP
clawstrophobic 15
Well, since your dad knows a lot more than you do about dating, maybe ask him for advice
Alorithan 16
I like that to you, it's easier to get laid than to get a date.
dragoongirl90 34
You're over 18. You don't need to be emancipated.
gamer338 3
confidence and charm bud. cheaters suck but they are also usually the best at it
K_nightlight 19
Tell his girlfriend
lazyaf2000 7
Yo you can do it! Trust me I was super nervous around girls but all you have to do is ask them question... Don't talk about yourself and always have an extra question in reserve just in case you can't think of another one fast enough