Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
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Glam_fml 0
And this is why you find out what's going on *before* you freak out.
lmmmr 0
Asshole. You didn't think to call?
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Imthtgood 0
Your an a** clown
Kgpetosa 0
I think that if any one of had a date be a no show to date we would be mad but you don't have to go all crazy and sycho, the poor girl
crazyweirdo1 0
u should've asked her of everythig was ok
Roxysurf7 1
wow you're the epitome of an asshole
twiztid_bandit96 3
dude you should be pissed just not at her, be pissed cause no one told you what the hell was going on.
darcieslegit12 0
this is why your mothers say think before you speak and make sure you know what's going kn before you freak like a 2 year old
ZzkekekezZ 0
She should of told you :/ don't feel that bad
lmfaoincanada 9
Oh yes, if she went to the hospital and her appendix was about to burst. She should have held up her hands and said "Im going to die if you dont take me to surgery now, but please wait one minute so I can call my boyfriend and cancel our date!". Really? Like come the **** on, your comment was one of the stupidest Ive ever read... FYL for being a total idiot!
ilovebvbandmcr 0
You're a friggin idiot!
conholio33 28
Dude omg think first!!!!! There is usually a reason behind someone not being able to hang with u weather ur just there friend or ur dating them
moodyreallyrocks 27
Never, ever jump to conclusions!