Today, I showed my daughter video footage from a security camera that showed her using her employee key to enter the store I own, disarming the alarm, and stealing several very valuable items. Her defense? That someone had "photoshopped" the video. We'll see how that goes down in court. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, within a year of inheriting the family business from me so I could retire, my daughter claimed she had found a way to increase profits that was "way too complicated" for me to understand. Well today, police showed up. Whatever her method was, apparently it counts as fraud. FML
Today, I was out of town but saw the Ring camera footage of a woman dragging my wife out of our house by her hair and beat the brakes off her on the front lawn. The woman was the mother of the girl our daughter had been bullying. When confronted, our daughter laughed and said, "Oh well." FML
Today, I caught a grubby, evil-smelling, foul-mouthed woman blatantly shoplifting by stuffing electronics into her coat pockets, so I detained her and called the police. Less than an hour later I was fired. She was the shop owner's mother and “had permission” to just take stuff. FML
Today, I had a job interview at Walmart. They showed a video of me stealing. FML
Today, I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store. They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes. I was taking my own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of my purse. FML
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
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Top comments
nzhx 23
Having to take your own child to court can't be easy, so I'm sorry it's reached this point, OP. Hopefully everything will work itself out, and you and your daughter can make amends. Definitely change the alarm code though.
zuvi9 21
While editing vids is possible, I doubt its fake. Sorry OP.
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Comments (132)
EvilLittleMan 23
Little Miss Moron.. Stick with it OP.
CaletheLion 15
I stole from my father one time, never going to make that mistake again, hopefully she learns OP.
natashamilan 13
I'm shocked at the amount of people defending the daughter and calling the parent a failure. None of us have any idea what their history is, so to assume that this dad is a bad parent is extremely rude. The daughter did something that she shouldn't have done. Going to court will hopefully help her learn her lesson.
spantos 7
you're taking your own child to court..?
joljenni 6
I have mixed feelings. OP's daughter sucks ass and deserves to be charged. I feel like she stole from her father thinking he would be more lenient if she was caught. When a young child does something bad you blame the parents but....if the daughter is an adult she knows better. Still you hope OP taught his daughter better. The daughter is an ungrateful twat.
skyguy592 15
damn you're sending your own daughter to court.
Cirrus1 2
you should actually have her arrested and take her to court i would and ask the judge for extended jail time i would have my own mother arrested for stealing from me dont be a panzy jail her
orsombre_fml 11
I am sorry for you OP.
Phoenix_fml 13
And I guess whomever "photoshopped" the video stole her employee key card too? I hope she doesn't expect you to pay for her lawyer.
Vix_Sparda 11
she cant be that stupid...