Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML
Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Brains= SEXY. :)
karleigh 0
So he dated you not thinking you were attractive?
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Comments (92)
blushinFML 0
#9- think about what getting into med school says about you. you're smart, educated, driven, and if you plan on practicing medicine, you have a career that's based on taking care of people... and the fact that you're going to be paid incredibly well is just a bonus.
FPsLife 5
He's doing you a favor, since you didn't break up with his lame-ass earlier :/
Sa_Ku 0
Congrats on med school although you should be happy that you dont have to deal with a jerk like him anymore. Find someone better for you.
maddog_fml 0
What a dick! I agree with #7 + Now you don't have to worry if this dick is cheating on you. Just enjoy your single life!
olivejuice 0
He's just not that into you. Why can't he just come out & say that, instead of trying to insult you indstead? Definitely his loss, not yours.
iluvmycatz 0
He's a jerk. His loss.
AntiChrist7 0
you choose a jerk as boyfriend, your fault
hidude12 0
you should respond to that by saying "your right, i need to be with someone whose dick is visible by the naked eye"
Yad_fml 0
what an idiot.... trust me, you are better off without such a guy.. good luck
XxGivesMEhellxX 0
well then hes an asshole and you're better off without him