Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
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jSOPURE 3
Brains= SEXY. :)
karleigh 0
So he dated you not thinking you were attractive?
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Comments (92)
candiixo 0
SAD
MattyBogey 0
maybe this girl is ugly...
disguise 0
Trust me, he will be regretting this later.
arashixarashi 0
If your boyfriend dumped you just because of that, you're most likely better off without him. Your intelligence greatly surpasses his. Congratulations on being accepting into med school :D Soon I hope to be accepted also! (5 more years!)
zissou319 0
That guy is a loser. Forget him.
crazyme123 0
what an asshole... who gives a flying **** what their parents think... i dont
shadow_moses 0
man thats terrible, what an asshole, i know its not your fault but sometimes its just better to not ask questions in break ups and to just leave.
elemenopyqrstuv 0
I dont think she is ugly... Her name is Lily. I've only known cute Lily's.
FlightlessTalk 0
he isn't even worth your time, anyway. what an ass!
frozenX207 0
wow. be glad he's not with you. you deserve someone better than that. he must be an idiot for wanting to be in a relationship that is based on looks not personality.