Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat will not use a litter box if it has a lid. How did I discover this? The two weeks of crystallized cat pee coating the floor under my 19th century grand piano. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML
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Top comments
NINnerd999 0
Yah, that's called spraying. Is your cat fixed? If not, this could be why. Also, this could be a sign of a medical issue such as a Urinary Tract Infection. You need to get your cat fixed if it isn't, and see a vet.
whatwhatwhat09 0
First, your cat may be a boy, they tend to do this more often. Second, get it fixed if it's not. Third, have the vet run a profile for a urinary tract infection. Fourth, get a litter box with a hood on it. Fifth, wash the walls. Try Greased Lightning, I know it works well on dog pee-you can get it cheaply at dollar stores. Sixth, don't just paint over it...it will still stink.
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nomorewhoppers 0
you should use those products that billy mays sells it helps GET THE TOUGH STAINS OUT! =D
omghehehe 0
u should take ur cat to the vet. my cat pees on the floor sometimes cause she's got severe arthritis. cant squat sometimes :(
dsl135 0
Um... wait... You figured it out today that the stench was coming from the yellow stain on the wall next to the litter box? Hmmm... most people wouldn't take a few days to figure that out.
sentient 10
and people insist upon keeping these filthy animals in their homes and sharing their living space with them.
omghehehe 0
yup!! u got that right! :)
MidnightMusic53 37
All animals have bad habits (which of course would include humans, so even you), and quite frankly, cats are very clean animals. My cat has very shiny, silky, clean fur. Cats despise being dirty, so it just goes to show what you know. If you're going to hate an animal, at least take the time to get off your butt and research it so you can make a valid argument.
Professor59 2
Big covered litterbox. End of problem. If you cared at all about owning a cat, this wouldn't be so hard for you.
ming88 0
lol took u long enough to realise! YDI
sayheyyybabe 0
I love my cats. Don't get rid of yours. Get one of the covered ones or train it to pee outside.
Geannie 0
Cat's are gross!
jasmineviolette 0
how often do you clean?? seems that would have been discovered sooner
88sforlife 0
Lol Cover The Wallz In Contact