Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML
Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML
Today, I found out that a coworker and I may get laid off soon, all because my boss's niece told him she can do both our jobs all by herself, and for less money. FML
Today, after being told two weeks ago that my contract would be renewed, my boss managed to tell me that actually he had other applicants for the job. I will be let go, but he offered me two months extra so I could finish the projects he had me working on. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
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Top comments
WinchesterRising 0
Call your mom's boss. Tell him you're worried about her paranoia and that she shouldn't be allowed sharp objects.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Beat the crap out of her. Then call your dad and tell him you fear she won't be able to suck it good tonight. ... ok, ok. Maybe not that. But where does your mother get off doing something like that??
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Comments (63)
WinchesterRising 0
Call your mom's boss. Tell him you're worried about her paranoia and that she shouldn't be allowed sharp objects.
PumpkinTarte 0
Listen to this guy.
WhatANoob 0
Genius. Pure Genius
Plasmalaser 11
Ohhhh snap that is pure jesus
thekingjoe90 0
i'd tell here to **** off
Thecommish 0
so? finish school. that's more important and if your boss/company values your contribution that much, they'll hire when you are done - I they hire you now even with the school thing going on.
jessxoxo28 5
ur in college, and its ur choice to do watever u want. u should tell ur mom that ur grown up and should give u space
Erindub 0
Your mom needs to butt out. Yucky! Assuming you aren't some child prodigy like Doogie Houser I think its safe to assume you're at least 18. Moms got to go!
dudeitsdanny 10
And if he IS a child prodigy, I'm assuming she should know better than to think he won't graduate
HBubble 3
YDI for letting your mother treat you like a pathetic, no balled, loser. Get a life and stand up for yourself.
Link5794 18
She called her son's boss behind his back. He didn't really have a chance to stop her. -_-"
genki008 0
FYM!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
With all due respect, your mom is a stupid bitch. :-/
XxKate1294xX 0
Don't feel offended if someone calls you son of a bitch :)
cein 0
That sucks! If it's a good job.