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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff London, United Kingdom

Sounds fun

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML

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What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

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Lmao just saw Op`s boyfriend in the moderation list. but hey he's just trying to be humorous

Yep, you picked him.

That actually sounds like a lot of fun..

To everyone who says tampons are expensive. Think of all.the money saved on tampons while she was pregnant!

no, it would be cost more money buying supplies for a baby...

would cost **

SuperMew 22

Hopefully its the same two, tampons are expensive. Other than that, have some fun with your husband.

Well you were the one who chose to marry him.

are you married to homer simpson

if your not entertaining him, he has to occupy himself for alittle.

How much are tampons where y'all live?! I only spend about $5 a box and those usually last me two months.

datkid117 13

Are people not allowed to be silly anymore? This is far from an fml moments.