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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff London, United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML

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What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

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That's funny though!!

Boyfriend? And the father of your child? You used to only have kids together after you were married, but in today's society, no one bats an eye at that anymore. In my opinion, kids need a mother and father who will stay together to raise them. If you love him that much, just marry him already

thinman12345 18

As the Doctor once said “what’s to point of being grown up if you can act childish sometimes”.