Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Sounds fun
Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML
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Palindromesque 21
What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.
namine120409 42
If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.
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mylyfesuksDB 9
It's a good father son activity :)
purebliss_fml 19
I think you meant "this man-child is the father of my son".
granCanyon 12
What's wrong with it? It's better than sitting on the couch and watching TV. Creativity and curiosity are very important in the modern society.
JBChristian 47
They're very important in any society, or we'd all still be running around with stones and clubs, lol.
interesting33 37
Expensive habit...
zombiecrayon173 9
Pull a prank and act like he blew a used one
xoteeshaox 22
only problem with that is tampons can get rather expensive depending on where you are from. so i wouldnt be laughing at all that money going to waste.
morghandi 21
How big is his nose that he can both fit and blow out a tampon from it?!
interesting33 37
Thy were originally designed for nosebleeds.
ELoni_fml 25
Better question, how small is her ****** that he can fit her tampons up his nose?
interesting33 37
They expand with the blood. Tampons can be pretty small. It isn't about how big your ****** is - they get bigger by how heavy the flow is.
Allornone 35
While I certainly agree about having a light heart, tampons aren't exactly cheap. Maybe because I'm on a budget, but I would hate to see them being wasted like that. There are other light-hearted enjoyment opportunities out there
PoisonOrchid 21
That's actually kind of endearing. I would definitely make sure you check for saran wrap on the toilet seat and other fun pranks when your son gets a little older, though! Lol
Enslaved 38
Come on! Totally worth the money on that type of endless entertainment! I spent worse money going to a crappy movie. Besides it was most likely only two reused tampons, one for each nostril. I like the OP's boyfriend! One day he'll teach Jr. How the world around him works using the scientific method through testing experiment, observation, prediction! Learning can be fun.