Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood up to give them room to sit together, but as I stood up, the tram set off and I went flying, knocking the elderly gentleman over. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
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Top comments
ankoku 2
Perhaps it would be better to hold an object with wheels on a moving train.
illmatic2 16
That was an interesting train of events.
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Comments (73)
snafu63 0
ydi for not being smart enough to hold it.
DocBastard 40
I hope the old man beat the shit out of you with his cane for being so irresponsible and careless.
Justforlolz 14
I bet that old man was you. LOLOLOLOLOL
bertman21 5
Your lucky he didn't kick your ass
spurlock62 0
At least you tried.
betterNowThanLat 5
Wow #10 you are extremely gorgeous
kat2812 1
really? personally i think the number 12 is beautiful. the way the 2 curves so elegantly, and how the 1 stands so close and protective...gets me hot just thinking about it
betterNowThanLat 5
umm okay thats a bit weird ..
Birdie_Sage 0
12 is good... But 10 is better, a hole 0 and a "stick" 1.
heatherleeann17 0
Haha 25(: that was awesome
TannerMinnich 0
What was his comment?
williamh327 5
Ahhh old people... Always gettin the way
betterNowThanLat 5
lol #29 :p
omzz05 2
Haha your a ****** loser
desireev 18
Haha! *You're a ******' loser! I wasn't just correcting you...
lazypopo 0
I hope you apologized to the poor man for knocking your bike into him.
jellyD 1
Us: How's the old man? FML: uhhhh idk