Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
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gear89 0
words can't describe how stupid you are -.-
Rebecca1993 0
Holy shit! that's horrible :o
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Fratkidz 0
You can't judge yourself because of what you see on the cover of magazines. Hollywood is fake. You don't have to kill your sister just because super models make you feel tubbish. Listen to Christina Augilera's "Beautiful" then look yourself in the mirror and say "Hey, that may not be me, but I don't deserve to die!" Then tell your mom she is wrong! Let your dad in he's locked himself out again! I love you!
ezekielg_fml 0
I'm sorry, but I call BS. Not on what has occurred, but if you notice the "sister" left a comment on here. I doubt she is the actual sister, and I doubt the person who got into the car with the weights was a dude. It was a probably a girl. Just saying. This is something my sister would do, not any of my male counterparts.
SoccahhhBeotch06 0
Actually, she is my real biological sister, and the last time I checked I had male parts, so I'm pretty sure I"m a dude, but who knows, I could be wrong... and yes this really happened, and for all of you with the crazy imagination, I didn't hit her at 60 mph... so she is quite alright... yeah it WASN'T smart, but we got our laughs out of it, so I figured I would share it with you all, so thank you for all of the "nice" comments...
Saygeiful 0
...Honestly, I don't think he left the weights on, guys. xD He probably took them off and when he tried to drive the car, his reflexes were all messed up 'cause he was still adjusting to having the weights off his feet... get it? I could be wrong xD
green82389 0
Hahahaha, **** your sister's life!
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
AHAHA that is ******* hilarious !
MattC13 0
MAJOR DAMAGE KO SISTER +20 EXP
klakuv 0
I lold at this
masimoto 0
you suck for having snow to shovel.
stuffy25 0
was it a toyota?
Flutist 3
Thousands of comments are tragically deleted for stupidity every day, go to FML and euthanize trolls.