Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
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gear89 0
words can't describe how stupid you are -.-
Rebecca1993 0
Holy shit! that's horrible :o
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Comments (153)
sleephunters 8
#24 FTW
hedgehogs 0
I think we'll be seeing you on the Darwin Awards Website before too long. In the meantime, please, please do not breed.
Beastrife 0
Well, I guess you could have pulled the hand-break before your sister got it.
in_wonderland 1
HAHAHAHAAHA....hahahahahaha
fireandice27 0
What..... and it didn't cross your mind to remove them??
_THE_MASTER_ 0
I really think landing in a snowbank was the least of her concerns...and you're a ******* idiot. seriously. i hope you die really soon, before your idiocy kills someone else.
iSheetYouNot 0
Don't worry OP...It was an act of GOD O_O!!!
kimilei 0
omfg hahaha I seriously think I peed on myself from laughing at this :'D This is seriously an awesome fail
mrdecay 3
i laughed so much
hXcsoccerplaya 0
#74, you are correct. attach them to your calves to exercise your thighs, and attach them to your thighs to exercise your hips and lower abs. attaching them to your feet can't be healthy.