Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML
Today, I found myself crying my eyes out over my two favourite fictional characters' deaths. It happened over 6 years ago and has affected me more than real peoples' deaths. FML
Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
Today, my son and I attended my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turned on Max and Ruby when we got home. He quickly broke into tears; apparently, it was the episode where Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 4 year-old twin brothers yet again. I began to get desperate when they took my phone and would start crying every time I tried to take it back. My mother found me thirty minutes later, huddled in a corner, crying. I'm 27 years-old. FML
Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML
Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
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Karnezar 2
Pokemon sucks after Misty leaves, Ash's voice changes and he changes the hat he never said he would. .
ComfortablyNumbb 0
Aw don't worry, I cried on the episode when ash tried to leave Pikachu in the forest with all the other pikachus. Then I was like, wait that seems kind of douchy of ash to do.
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Comments (258)
FreakingFreakKid 1
Screw Dawn. That hoe replacedMisty
backthefuckoff 0
epic fail
utiguy916 0
failure in life, kill yourself!
jimmayboy 0
Go die in a fire
Thecarpaltunnelo 0
Pokemon turned suckish after Misty left. I find reading this FML ironic, because I was just cleaning my room and found my old GameBoy Advance, which *gasp* had the Pokemon Gold Verion game in it! Good times, good times.
misswendy_fml 0
your babysitting and you have time to watch tv. your FIRED
AwesomeChan20 0
Are you serious???? Pokemon lasted 20 something odd years and they are still coming out with new episodes in Japan. It should have ended with Misty and Tracey but nooooo niggas wanted to keep shyt going on for ever. The Pokemon after Emerald all suck. Dawn is sorry. Ash cant get any shorter. Pikachu needs to just stay kidnapped. Team Rocket needs to go to jail. And the show needs to just die. Face it, Ash will never catch them all, He wont become Champion. Also, no more new pokemon. There are soo many the artists are running out of ways to draw new ones. I mean like WTF I seen a weasle with blood shot eyes and some little baby blue shit running around with now hands. Yeah the Pokemon dream has officially died.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
#187, here's how I read your comment. "I'm 30 and love pokemon and always will. I bought every pokemon game that exists and I think I'm Ash. Gotta catch 'em all!
Mourningstar 4
Girl.
jojjo223_fml 0
when will the Pokémon series end?? it's been on for like 11 years....