Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend refer to me as a “pretty but dumb chick” because I like horror movies and comedies over his boring pseudo intellectual dramas. I literally have two degrees and I'm working on a third, while he has neither, yet he thinks he’s smarter than me because of movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
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Mirorbo 27
And a genius he is not if he really thought that was a brilliant idea to confess.
Pleonasm 36
I don't usually say dump him, but if he really is with you JUST for that reason , then you should reconsider. Time won't Mendel the damage that will be done by a relationship where he doesn't care; maybe give yourselves a break Faraday to think about what you mean to each other?
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Comments (86)
perdix 31
You might be his Dream Girl if he doesn't want to have to do mental battle with smart-ass kids. And there are a lot of For Dummies books for your family, as if books are even an issue.
saIty 17
This is why I hang out with ugly friends. So I can be sexy and know it.
Justmeedotcom77 3
dump.the guy. that smart ass answer should push him to the curb.
alfakennybody 10
He should have said yolo
False_Stupidity 42
No.. just no! Say NO to the YOLO
interesting33 37
Sounds like he is joking ?? :)
Daiyuki 5
What in the ducking Christ is that in your picture?
sammyjanette 17
Your boyfriend sounds really insecure, and kind of dumb. Why would you need anyone to reaffirm your intelligence? You know what your capabilities are, and what they are not.
curtains_drawn 6
Maybe you're just average, he's smart, and she was a rocket scientist
Obey_StudBoii 23
I think he was joking when he said that, or he said it to be cute.
simoncat 11
HE is a complete idiot for saying something so stupid and so terribly mean. Please, please, please, gather up what is left of your self esteem and tell him you have wizened up and are moving on.
furbyface711 9
Ever consider that you're actually kid of dumb?