Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Beaverton, United States
So, have I got the job?
Today, I had my first job interview after three years of unemployment. I was so happy that I broke down into tears the moment I saw the interviewer. Great first impression. FML
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TehAnderz 11
Don't worry OP everyone has their moments sometimes.
sheepguy1 7
Just say that you're so happy about the job that you're in tears! :)
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PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Don't let your emotions overcome you too quickly. It's hard, but learning to control that helps. :) Hope you get the job!
Brianna_Ray 23
Hope the rest of the interview went well :)
thatg1ng3r 13
Just say your dog just died, it always works.
Pizzapiggy1 18
Hey :D post an update. I want to know if you got it:D
snipesrock 9
3 weeks is all? I've been looking for work since January...
Lotusfay 1
That clearly says three *years*...
vikky538 29
good times started for you OP... all The best ...
simsimsalabim 1
don't let that discourage you! job hunting is hard, I was unemployed for 3 months and drove down in tears when I found out I got this job and I'm a security officer... keep the hope alive and pray
WizzleMan17 11
What did you do the first time you had sex?
yolibeth221 9
Should've said it was because they reminded you if someone inspiring
JBirdeye 14
No job, but iPhone?
neppy 6
Yeah, how DARE an unemployed person own an iPhone? It's not like they could've received it as a Christmas or birthday gift or anything. Plus if anybody needs a cell phone it's an unemployed person - how else will they receive potential phone calls for job interviews? Not everybody has a computer and not everyone wants to sit by their land line phone all day waiting for calls. Plus it could be an older generation iPhone and those go pretty cheap these days. So yes, an unemployed person owning an iPhone isn't exactly far-fetched.