Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Only two remained unbroken. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML
Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered three before lunch. FML
Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML
Today, I volunteered to tend bar at a friend's charity event. I was called incompetent and had a drink thrown at me for stirring a martini instead of shaking "like they do in James Bond". I've been tending bar for 30 years and have never had a drink thrown at me before. FML
Today, I was drunkenly showing my juggling skills at a party with three apples. I nailed it until one flew out of my hand, hit a guest in the face, and knocked their drink all over the host’s new beige couch. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
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Top comments
Trupe 3
Hell of a night huh? There's always an excuse.....
imsosleepy 9
Hey, at least two are still fine!
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DamionDude 0
Op, your boss is a jackoff and you need to go back to bartending school because ifnyou can do all that, and still mess up I'm sorry. No I'm not a sexist douche, I'm not saying Op Is a woman and she needs to be in the kitchen, because women are smarter than men. Most of the time
DamionDude 0
Ok, about the boss part I said that because I thought I read you got fired. did you? or was that rave just a f*cling mistake damn I thought I had it
Silkie 0
Agreed... You should have been paying attention. :P
Talez 0
:o
larissa132 0
Aww I am sorry hun... Thats rough... Especially infront of your boss >.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being a suck-up. "OMG hurr cumz da boss I betta say hi!"
imsosleepy 9
Hey, at least two are still fine!
mattyrc 0
looks like you DUN GOOFED UP. And since your boss saw you the consequences will NEVER BE THE SAME!!!
NoteMyGrin 0
Aw, I'm sorry! If you're brilliant enough that the rest of the night was perfect, I'm sure you'll make it up to your boss. (:
do_your_job 0
You sound a f*cking douche. Every shot was "expertly" measured, every pour was "perfect," who the f*ck cares? You don't need to be perfect as a bartender. YDI.
sofiery 9
I think he was just trying to show how much the broken glasses ruined his night. My boyfriends a barman and he gets pretty excited when he pours a perfect shot because there's not much else to get excited about when you're a barman. You sound like you've never been a barman. Also, what's wrong with wanting to give your customers perfection?
ncvolley123 8
sweetie, working at a bar is nothing u should be proud of.