Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML
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Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, while entering in my college building, I noticed that my right shoelace was untied and I tied it. I didn't realize that just in front of me was a metal beam until I hit my head hard on it and a loud, reverberating sound was produced. Many people saw what happened. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends and my sister, we were all wasted and I was making jokes. My sister then gets a phone call, I leave the room to get a drink and I hear everyone go a bit silent I come back in and all of the sudden everyone looks at me. My friend says, "Um… I'm so sorry, your mom passed." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
Womanhood problems; they hurt.
rbubbles 20
That shouldn't happen if you were wearing the right type of bra. Maybe it's time for you to go up a size.. Or two ? :-)
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xpaulatanx 10
Ouch!! Next time just admit what happened, it would've been less awkward to just get it.... *puts on a pair of sunglasses* Off your chest. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
soad2014 7
All I have to say from experience: never buy bras from Ross. No matter how cute they look. The best bras are at Lane Bryant, but the smallest size I've seen there is a C.
mariet_fml 23
**** Lane Bryant. Two of my bras that I bought from there snapped in the exact same place within a week of each other. Hardly a year old, fit perfectly. Meanwhile, a bra that I bought for $1 (clearance) at Walmart has been holding up for 3 years.
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outoftown 27
#52, Not then and there, but OP's brother might have to intervene later when his friends yank her bra to get it to pop again (unless OP's brother is an asshole and would join in the yanking). OP was wise to keep quiet.
sunshine330 5
Pretty sure if your bra snapped and caused pain that brought tears, you are in denial about your bra size...
DotDootyDot 17
Not necessarily. Bra straps can snap if you have a big bust, even when you're using the correct size. A real drag, to be frank.
oOBeNOo 4
That only happens when your boobs have an ******
hobojo69 23
I would have just told them its not that embarrassing
daps29 11
I would jump higher than anyone else and be proud of it
Simply_Sharday 8
Maybe it's time for a bigger bra ? :)
Kayla860 8
Lol I found this funny