Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML
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alex_vik 1
YDI for trying to buy beer underage AND YDI because you somehow thought that would impress a girl.
shiie 0
"Oh Johnny, you bought beer? Let's make out!"
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Comments (158)
lara522 0
Okay, that definitely would not impress me. you're an idiot.
dammn 0
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .
slutmuffin 0
LIEK OMFG YOU'RE LIKE OMG SO COOL...! Seriously though? 1)There are other ways to impress a girl. 2)If this chick is someone who only gets impressed through really unintelligent actions such as yours, either you guys are really compatible, or you really shouldn't stoop that low...girls like that are not worth it. Whatever the case...you sound like a douchebag.
louisianagrrrrl 0
actually theyre still suppposed to ask for id with non-alchoholic i used to work at a grocery store and apparently the non-alcoholic still has like .5% alcohol
dinosareawesome 0
#5 XD
cxal_fml 0
Too bad he didn't add his state. This would be even more funny if he were in PA, and picked up the beer at a grocery store instead of a state store
Baby_girl04 0
HAHHAH#3:D
jet_fml 0
In the grand scheme of things, your life is SO not ******. Get over it.
notyouraverage 0
your retarded mr odules
flyfallfadeaway 0
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA failfailfailfailfailfailfail! buying alcohol doesnt impress us, dear. any teenager who wants it can get it.