Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Pleasanton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smart kid
Today, my neighbor pointed at me and said to his best friend, "This motherfucker still lives with his mama. That's why he can't get no pussy." I'm thirty. My neighbor is eleven, and correct. FML
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Econforthwin 15
Well ignoring the fact that an 11 year old shouldn't talk like that, maybe consider getting your own place and starting an independent life.
beeferjay 34
im guessing you are leaving out other key facts that contribute to your lack of said pussy
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da_epic_failman 7
Lol. Me and my friends were just as foul-mouthed at that age!
mccuish 25
I’m 32 years old and still live with my parents. I just don’t feel the need to move out anytime soon. I’m happy living with my parents