Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Pleasanton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smart kid
Today, my neighbor pointed at me and said to his best friend, "This motherfucker still lives with his mama. That's why he can't get no pussy." I'm thirty. My neighbor is eleven, and correct. FML
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Econforthwin 15
Well ignoring the fact that an 11 year old shouldn't talk like that, maybe consider getting your own place and starting an independent life.
beeferjay 34
im guessing you are leaving out other key facts that contribute to your lack of said pussy
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sleeper_1337 1
Well, technically, he is incorrect. The double negative would indicate you can get pussy, which obviously you can't. Why don't you try to score with his mom? Wouldn't that be the perfect way to get back at him.
worldclassrager 41
And what's the reason why you can't move out, and are you still looking for a relationship?
middlenamefrank 8
Why are you living with your mother when it obviously shames you? Take control of your life and find a good place for yourself.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Maybe he can't find a place for himself at the moment, or it's possible that maybe he did live on his own, but something happened to his mother and he took her in to live with him.
XDJEnderman 14
prove him/her wrong
Blah123459876 3
I feel your pain op
Ninjerman 7
It's all good, OP. Trust me,you want to save it for someone who deserves it. The first time is special
cyberI7 13
Must be the same little fracker who had his penis out on the subway. Posted by another op.
OscarEcho 12
So, there is a cat ban at your mother's apartment?
EdenZombies 9
You can't take that kid seriously. With the attitude on that kid, he'll be in prison when he's your age. No pussy there.
cliffsally 2
It's spelt Neighbour
THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9
It's European vs. American spelling. Both are fine.