Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, a colleague was telling me she still breastfeeds her 4 year-old son, and that she has breastfed kids of her neighbours too. She kept talking about it and I ended up staring at her ample breasts. She noticed and asked me if I wanted too. Now I don’t know what to do. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
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thisiscool19 14
Rude old lady...that's new
katieemerr 15
Unlucky OP! Now repeat after me; "I must, I must, I must improve my bust"
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Comments (107)
penguin2000 2
I would scream AT LEAST IM NOT GONNA DIE SOON then runaway crying
miianah1 22
And then she gets hit by a bus while she's running away.
Sheh_fml 25
It's not like we can do anything to stop the sagging. Especially if you have larger breasts, and/or have lost weight... It's one of few body parts you can do NOTHING to change naturally. Exercising won't help since they don't contain muscles, losing weight often makes them saggier, and putting on weight mean you'll get crap for not being skinny (and it just makes them bigger, not perkier).
JBChristian 47
That made all the ladies feel a bit more confident.
MandyMeow_fml 18
A push up bra will become a good friend of yours if you want them a bit more perky.
cryssycakesx3 23
lol sadly that only fixes it temporarily. once she takes it off they'll be back resting on her knees.
BreathingClover 19
Resting on her knees... shit that's funny
stumpyj 10
People think that just because they're old, that they can say anything they want.
Random__Name_ 19
That sucks keep your head held high
GentlemanBastard 15
Agreed. And your ****.
tehdarkness 21
Old people think they can get aww with saying anything! Whatta beeatch!
JBChristian 47
But, but, but that can't be! I don't wanna get old!!
jalynjones 6
Get a push up bra
JBChristian 47
Temporary fix.
fantasyworld 39
Don't worry about her, she'll be dead soon.
aimzskee 30
That's a little pervy.