Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my desk to eat and do homework, I noticed a message that said, "WARNING: Hold cup by sides, as lid may not be secure." At that exact moment, the lid that I was holding fell off and the soup drenched my Nintendo DS and printer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, I was microwaving chicken noodle soup and these ones tend to explode a lot, so I tried so very very hard to watch it carefully. I was able to microwave it fully without it exploding but after I pulled it out of the microwave, I spilled half of it onto the floor. FML
Today, I tried to warm soup in a travel mug. I forgot to take the metal spoon out. The microwave lit up like a firework display, and I screamed so loudly that my neighbor knocked on my door to check if I was alive. FML
Today, I started a new job and wanted to seem organized, so I brought a homemade lunch in a container. I went to heat it up, but forgot to remove the lid completely. The container exploded in the microwave, covering the inside with sauce. I spent my lunch break cleaning it while my coworkers smirked. FML
Today, I reheated leftover pasta at work. I forgot to crack a vent on the container and it exploded in the microwave. Sauce coated the inside, so I spent my lunch break scrubbing while coworkers waited awkwardly to heat their food. The smell is still hanging in the office air. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML
Today, I microwaved leftovers in a container I didn’t check. The lid wasn’t microwave-safe. It melted, fused to the food, and now I have what looks like a modern art sculpture instead of lunch. My coworker walked up, looked at it, and said, “Microplastics in our food are getting out of hand.” FML
Today, I reheated leftover soup and confidently carried the steaming bowl to my couch to watch TV. I sneezed halfway through sitting down, spilled soup all over my lap and instinctively yelled, “WHY, GOD?!” loud enough that my crazy neighbors banged on the wall. FML
Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML
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Top comments
himiranda 4
It's kind of common sense to not hold anything by the lid :/ r.i.p DS
perdix 31
With the Nintendo DS ruined, you can get some homework done, slackass!
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Comments (110)
bballboy91 0
YDI for buying a DS....
I_GET_ASS 0
DS is gay. PSP is cool.
Tsukasa_fml 0
PSP sucks, until it's hacked. Then it becomes awesome.
macro312 0
If you were doing Homework. Why the **** do you have ur DS open dumb shit?
Ninjaface 0
It's super effective!
AnnoyingFlamingo 0
Oh well. What kind of soup was it? I am sorry you ruined your soup. Oh and by the way Nitendeno DS sucks Sarah Palins left nut. Nintendo DS stands for Nintendo DOG SHIT. Get a PsP. Sorry about your soup and printer though. But grow some balls and stop playing shitty M&M cart racing games or whatever the ****. Have some decency and get the DSI. At least it has a camera that shoots video that looks like a seagull shit on it.
blastvortex 4
You mean that you missed that obvious little warning right by the heating time/directions? Haven't you ever heard of the phrase, "look before you leap?"
Shuri_fml 6
You're probably the reason warning labels like that exist in the first place.
tzepprox 0
id say definitely
giratina16 0
You div common sense duh YDI
another_guy 0
omg, your NINTENDO DS!!!
Prawn_fml 2
Sheesh, didn't your parents tell you to never hold anything by the lid? YDI.