Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I spent all day preparing an amazing meal for my extended family, and then 3 hours before dinner his crazy mother forced him home because she felt "excluded". He's spent the past 3 days with her. There's no way for me to keep him and get rid of her. FML
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, and ever since my boyfriend moved in, I've learned just how much his mother did everything for him and never taught him how to adult. In the last month I've had to show him how to cook, clean the house, do laundry and drying, use the vacuum, pay household bills, and he still moans its too hard. FML
Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother called me lazy. Her days consist of sitting on her couch watching Fox News. I'm a college athlete who also has a part-time job, yet I'm the lazy one. FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Talk to your boyfriend about it. You don't have to put up with that. If he doesn't believe his beloved mother would act like that just hide a video camera somewhere.
5t3ff1k4h 45
Well, that sucks. MILs are a bitch. Stand up for yourself if your work is that important.
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Comments (65)
Smiley83 0
Sounds like my monster in law, only she goes father as to tell us how to raise our kids and thinks she had then instead of me. The only good thing is that she doesn't live with us and I never really see her. us tell the bitch get the **** outta my house if I were you!
losanimal 2
its just you an her there , no witness.....make it quick&quiet ;)
Travis420 0
what a bitch you should off her
ZielZone 4
Lock her in a closet!!!
BB14_fml 0
Just say, "not to be rude, but you are such an annoying bitch!"
The_9th_Doctor 18
I'd throw her ass out.
Nazzie_1234 5
I would not let her into the house.
Cass_x 22
she lives with you? not the other way around? if yes, it's easy. kick her out
HotFrosty 14
I tried to help my Mom out and have her stay with us for awhile. Asking her to leave was hard but she was actively trying to sabotage my relationship. Wasn't good for any of us.
unholyswiss 19
If someone ordered me around that way, especially while I'm working or chilling in my own damn house I would kick their arses out.