Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I spent all day preparing an amazing meal for my extended family, and then 3 hours before dinner his crazy mother forced him home because she felt "excluded". He's spent the past 3 days with her. There's no way for me to keep him and get rid of her. FML
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, and ever since my boyfriend moved in, I've learned just how much his mother did everything for him and never taught him how to adult. In the last month I've had to show him how to cook, clean the house, do laundry and drying, use the vacuum, pay household bills, and he still moans its too hard. FML
Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother called me lazy. Her days consist of sitting on her couch watching Fox News. I'm a college athlete who also has a part-time job, yet I'm the lazy one. FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Talk to your boyfriend about it. You don't have to put up with that. If he doesn't believe his beloved mother would act like that just hide a video camera somewhere.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Well, that sucks. MILs are a bitch. Stand up for yourself if your work is that important.
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Comments (65)
xmarkstheheart 0
Kick that bitch to the curb! A man is supposed to protect his woman, and if he won't then you have every right to do so for yourself. I mean, seriously, the Bible even says that a man must cleave to his wife, forsaking all others, and that includes his abusive family!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your boyfriend is a mama's boy and that's how it'll be for the rest of your lives if you do get married; she'll always interfere and say you're not good enough for her little boy. He'll never get the balls to stand up to her and she'll always be his #1 woman.
LilaBear 2
put all your work-related stuff in one room and lock yourself in? FYL.
soothesayer17 0
kill the bitch!!! lol
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Maybe she moved into HIS place, then we know the Mom came after, right? So this is NOT the girlfriend's house
all4pooh 4
I'm pretty sure the fml clearly states that the mother is living with them
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
wth does it cut my comments in half? I used no bad language??
dansco 25
kick the bitch out!
borkchop1992 15
tell the bitch to move out
Nani16 0
Kick that bitch the **** out. I would. Aint no other female gun be disrespectin me in my house and makin do shxt for her . Thats sum fight words on my block... ****** SCROTI >:D
Badjuju7711 0
Stop doing hardcore drugs.
deputy_g 5
put the bitch in a nursing home..and why don't you just get out of the house duh