Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I canceled our wedding that was scheduled for tomorrow because my fiancee's father passed away unexpectedly this morning. She got furious when I told her, because she still wanted to go through with it, and said that her dad would have wanted us to. Now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
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thatgirlincali 13
This fml needs more details.
woainishamu 21
Looks like your father banged him before you.
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Comments (167)
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Well lemme tell you son, it ain't no fun, starin' straight down a 44.
HowieDoIt 21
Mister, i'll give you three steps in my book for making that awesome reference.
Skarkie321 18
I read this comment in a country accent..
BigJoeZD 16
God DAMNIT I KNOW where this is from! I just... I just can't make my brain work enough to piece it together :(
aecribb 14
Well look at the comments before you and you should be able to figure it out. Just think Lynyrd Skynyrd
calipilot227 16
*throws the LP on the turntable*
marcranger 29
I thought the bride-to-be was supposed to blow the groom away, not her father! I also thought the shotgun was supposed to guide him towards the altar, not away from it. FYL, OP.
Savner 16
Good look explaining to future guys why your first engagement didnt work out.
imdabess 9
1st. I think you should be taking care of your fiance instead of posting this on fml. 2nd. not f your life, f his. He was the one who got shot, not you. Glad he's ok, but you're going for the sympathy, not him.
HowieDoIt 21
I know he shot the fiancè, but hopefully he didn't shoot the deputy.
SkyBlueCloud 21
That was very short! Need more detail.
tragicnightmare 15
i've heard jokes saying that a father will hold a shot gun at the door if a boy ever tries to come near his daughter. . but this is a bit much :/ im sorry OP, i hope things work out somehow
entis_fml 9
Was it on purpose?
smooches722 6
That sucks :( I hope you can work it out
emilie_gambii 9
Misunderstood shotgun wedding?