Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML
Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
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Pleonasm 36
That's more of a HDI, I would've been laughing my ass off at him if I were you, OP, don't take it too seriously.
twinkiefeets 17
Next time make sure you aren't wearing red and khaki when you shop at target.
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Comments (77)
buckdharma 38
should have told him, i am the manager and your outbursts will not be tolerated. leave now or i will dial up security.
Krajjan 9
Noor never wears red. Always black. Always.
maddygirl820 10
His fault not yours OP
1dvs_bstd 41
Number 1. Take it for the complement it is... Number 2. If you're jobless, that was a good opportunity. Number 3. lol at that pick up line.
BubbleGrunge 18
What an ass! Some people have nothing better to do with themselves than try to get others in trouble. Even if you did work there, what business is it of his if you were just standing there. Should have let the manager come and had him kicked out for being a dick and harassing you.
winkydog4056 16
Dear Pleonasm, Would you be so kind as to explain the mechanics of an oscillating penis to wanky dog? The mental image I've been left with has worn out my neurons. Thank you.
lilhellian 27
Thanks noor im going to target to try this now! :)
jhouserocker 6
Why didn't you tell him you didn't work there?
kiraleann 16
Ah, shoppers. There are the ones who think you're an employee even if you're clearly not, and there are ones who ask you if you work at the store even if it's obvious that you do.
datoismyname 22
45 Noor is not the OP