thatguythere858
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Shitty situation
Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Move out of your mothers basement and get your own house..
perdix 31
I doubt the system "broke" that way. Your mom probably re-routed the line into the basement to flush you out. All of her unheeded demands that you get a ******* job and your own place have led to this! Make sure you take your Xbox and **** collection with you before they get covered in shit.
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2ndSucks 15
As if we hadn't heard enough shitty jokes today.
phatdaddy62 23
Oh God, cut the crap!
kai_ngo 0
Have some friends go down and help you move your stuff out, then lock them in, let the hilarity ensue. On a serious note, I do hope you can get your stuff out and have it cleaned up well. Goodluck to you! (Protip: Wear a gasmask.)
perdix 31
I doubt the system "broke" that way. Your mom probably re-routed the line into the basement to flush you out. All of her unheeded demands that you get a ******* job and your own place have led to this! Make sure you take your Xbox and **** collection with you before they get covered in shit.
darkmis1 18
If his mom had to do this, OP will probably decide to live in his own filth rather than move out and get a job.
bill_lover 0
Yu jus OWNED that dude like he was yur hamster!!!
twitch851 9
Correction perfox is shitq
Zero22120 12
Industrial air freshener? Also that's going to be a serious case of pink eye.
mastersmurf 13
It's at times like these that I'm glad I don't have a septic tank or a basement.
perdix 31
And it's time like these that we're glad you live in the attic and store your bodily wastes in jelly jars, ziploc bags and paint buckets. We just hope the ceiling holds in case your system fails.
hunteredmundson 17
I get not wanting a septic tank but why would you not want a basement? That's so cheap of you.
kai_ngo 0
I like the addition of the rats though. XD
uhhuhh 0
You know, this most likely could have been avoided if you weren't still living in your parent's basement.
ImmaB3AST 7
Why do you live in a basement?
Person1233 13
Because basements stay cool in the summer?
lindseyluvszac 4
Uhhh that's just nastyyyy
SpruceDread4578 13
no shit.
blakrhynes 0
ha fail