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Shitty situation

Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Move out of your mothers basement and get your own house..

I doubt the system "broke" that way. Your mom probably re-routed the line into the basement to flush you out. All of her unheeded demands that you get a ******* job and your own place have led to this! Make sure you take your Xbox and **** collection with you before they get covered in shit.

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Comments (106)

Son, you broke the ******* septic tank! Go to your room!

This is when febreze can't help you. I'd really like to see a febreze ad with this situation. "Can't get the shit out of your couch? Freshen it with Febreze."

YDI that shit for living in Kansas

Almost as much as that over-used pun.

stroudie94 9

Must...resist urge..to use ....shitty pun!

Why do you live in the basement?

super_sayin_trun 0

what a shitty way to start the day

shit happens!

I dont kno wuhts sadder that that happend or yu still live in yur parents basment

are you in any way related to Fritzl?