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Shitty Engagement

Today, I dropped a ring in the toilet. The new engagement ring my fiancé gave me at dinner last night. The dinner that gave me diarrhea today. In which I dropped the ring. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Well, as a married man I can say this is a great metaphor for marriage. Sometimes you need to get your hands dirty and wade through all the crap just to make the other person happy, but it never stops being worth it if they the one.

exileonmainst 16

”Do you want to marry me?” ”I do-do!”

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UselessWeeaboo 14

Did you... get it back?

I would say "That stinks...", but I think your already know that...

Well, you’re going to have a fun evening. Wear gloves!