Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
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aback 5
She'll remember you now.
blondegurl718 0
Smooth.
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Comments (110)
BAbyR 0
nonchantly lol nice vocabulary
MsMegaroo 0
If you r in Norway...how do u speak English? jw..
Ringmaster1 0
Alot of foriegners speak English, it's almost required for trading/travel.
paks7 0
wow...ignorant much? I would very much like for people like you to not represent me as American
MsMegaroo 0
Im not representing YOU as an American...im representing ME as an American Duhhh
heyyou1203 0
yea, but point is when u say stupid shit like that u make all Americans look ignorant. congrats. and yea, most Europeans, especially Swedes, learn English as their second language because they're not lazy like us and think everyone else should learn their language.
hawkiiz 0
because we are awesome!
heyyou1203 0
My bad, Norse. Not Swedes.
Luneth101 0
Yeah, some Americans are lazy (I'm a Chinese American, but I'm lazy too). However, what I don't like is how you hear about illegal aliens from Mexico come into a store and then sue it for not having Spanish signs. Come on people, really? If you're coming to America, learn English, especially if you're going to live here. Especially if you're illegal, I mean, you're breaking the law just by being here, the least you can do is learn our language.
master565 0
Wow I didn't know people can be that stupid
spank_u_veryhard 0
yawn.... ssdd
boomerang247 0
maybe running into poles is a turn on for her? if so consider yourself lucky!
Sportsfan86 3
I don't get why it's even on here. It's not a fml, it's just stupid. Trying to act cool then failing.
shakenbake93 0
People need to start looking where they're walking
MrPoly 0
This seems to happen quite a lot to many FML users...
fyrtiosexarton 12
people in norway tend to do these things ^^
PureGold 0
Maybe she thought it was cute? She probably guess you were trying to impress her by acting casual after that display xD...she wouldn't have if you had just done the casual wave and not walked into anything.