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Today, I woke up with a fever and a migraine. I work at an audiology clinic and my day consists of being shouted at down the phone by practically deaf people. FML

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You could, oh I don't know, call in sick. Just a thought.

Ouch, woulnd't want to be in your place!

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Turn down the volume or call in sick. Those are pretty much your options... Of course there is always the other option of just going to work, getting on with it and moaning about it at every turn. Or if you wish to think outside the box smoke a big fattie-bo-batty and then everything will be just groovy! ;-)

puke and pass out that will show them.

you_freak 7

What was that? Say again?

Migraines sucks. Dope up.

suck*

Can you hear me now? Good! Suck it up, you crybaby, your headache will go away (unless it kills you), but these poor people are dealing with *permanent* hearing loss. Get some perspective!

hey u can't blame them they have trouble hearin and so do I, people have to look at me to talk to mostly or I have to really pay attention to the person on the phone, your job could be worst

eliteteamdancer 0

why did u even go to work?

text them back...

jenaandtyler4eva 0

call in saying I don't feel well cause u should have sick days and if you don't you really need to get a new job