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Today, I woke up with a fever and a migraine. I work at an audiology clinic and my day consists of being shouted at down the phone by practically deaf people. FML

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You could, oh I don't know, call in sick. Just a thought.

Ouch, woulnd't want to be in your place!

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j0k3r2213 0

mmm take 7 shots of tequila and all will be perfect!

or 7 joints haha I would love that job

Maybe not hold the phone right up to your ear ...

killface93 0

call in sick but when ur calling hold the phone farther from ur ear

that job sucks...

rhpsfan9 10

take some kind of med that helps with migraines a few hours before work?

ImaWiseGuy 5

I agree with 18 on this.....might I suggest 4 bars as the medicine, it doesn't technically make the migraine go away but it will make you forget you had one......

nice. lol why not just a couple joints.

yeah call in sick... that sucks op

call sick?

moniquemenard123 0

well I think you should work at some other clinic! maybe an amputee clinic so you can complain ab the patients not being able to fill out their own paper work!

The phone has a volume control, at least mine does anyhow. Hang in there.

wow you're a moron, try being "practically" deaf your whole life, and see how well you speak and control your voice.

Amen, being half deaf, you really can't control how loud you speak. I have to struggle a "whisper" in my mind to sound normal to everyone else. Call in sick if it's that big of a deal.