Today, I’ve spent ages trying to achieve the shade of red hair, getting various similar tattoos, and getting green contacts so I can be the exact replica of the girl my ex-fiancé left me for so I can win him back. He still prefers to be with her. What else am I missing then? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I was stalking my ex-husband’s Facebook. He looks so happy with his new, supermodel-perfect girlfriend who he left me for. She’s everything I’m not. I kinda regret giving birth to two kids and my body changing forever. He’d still be with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I finally met my dream woman: a smokin’ hot green-eyed petite redhead. Or so I thought. I met her online and “she” turned out to be a 22 year-old guy trolling me. The worst part is that I separated from my wife for this girl. She won’t take me back no matter how much I beg and plead. FML
Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML
Today, I looked up my current boyfriend's ex's TikTok, and I realized how much I look like her. So now I'm wondering if he's only dating me to get over her. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got some new piercings and decided to show me. They are the exact same piercings that the girl I'm currently seeing has. I'm starting to think she's still keeping tabs on me. FML
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Anderling 33
Girl. Honey. Sugar. I’m saying all of this as gently as I can right now. You need to seek out actual, professional help. Even if you somehow manage to become twinsies with the other girl, he is not coming back, and the lengths to which you’re going to try anyway are honestly terrifying. He’s gone and out of your reach. Have a good cry about it, maybe get mad about it for a while, for sure seek out a paychiatrist, and move on.
Blueraspberrycat 6
Firstly you need some serious help, you cannot try and assume someone elses identity and looks to try and manipulate your ex, thats so creepy, seriously you need to move on, be yourself and find someone that appreciate you are you are. Clearly its you your personality that he doesnt want and you cant change that. You need to move on and go back to looking like you.
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Comments (23)
OfficialMrD 3
Youre a lunatic… plain and simple
Bammer1389 7
Go see a shrink
JuliaKay14 33
your own personality
lalalaila777 24
sometimes it's the personality and style, inner character traits, that attract someone. if someone doesn't choose you why would you want them? if they are so fickle, it's a blessing they're gone. stop trying to get him To fall for you and try to fall in love with yourself. good luck!
Meagan Ortiz 19
personality
RichardPencil 32
Boob job. If you want to get that boy in your yard, you need to make your milkshake better than hers.
Iamthebanzai22 21
The sad part of this is that the you that he once fell in love with is invisible under all the layers that you plastered over her. You need to go find that girl again and let her breathe. What you are doing now is actually just driving him away. And, seriously, join some support group or seek professional help or something.
VnD 12
You need help.. Professional help
FluffythePink 23
Holy Jesus effing christ, woman... 😱 You seriously need to recognise the fact that you have gone full Bunny Boiling, single white female psychotic and seek ALL the professional help. It wasn't your looks that made him leave you, it was your behaviour. I'd bet all the cash I have on that. You need psychiatric intervention ASAP.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
This literally sounds like the plot to Single White Female, except you're trying to win back an ex rather than take over the other girl's life. Wait... In all seriousness, seek help now. What you're doing is dangerously unhealthy, and honestly, if he left you for someone else once, he'd likely do it again. He's not worth it.