Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML
Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML
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illmatic2 16
That's what you get for being rude.
Privations_fml 3
Even if she were stepping on your skis, she probably would have been doing it by accident. No reason to be so bitchy about it.
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Comments (98)
Rick_S 3
Sometimes I wish I could hit the YDI link more than once.
kile88 2
That's awesome just play along like you thought all along that she was standing on them. Half the time people say sorry when they think they've stepped on you when they actually didn't so yeah.
BikeAllDay818 6
crazy woman lmao
kingtz 6
YDI for being such a bitch. Even if she was stepping on your skis, you could've turned around and politely asked her not to. She could've been a beginner and not familiar with the usual etiquette or even have full control over where her skis go. Either way, there was no need to yell at her. Seem like common courtesy is not so common with you.
skyeyez9 25
All you needed to do is turn around and look at them and they'll usually apologize and be more careful. random tidbit: I went snowboarding today and saw a dude snowboarding while wearing a banana costume.
FriskyCoconut 0
wow, you couldn't have asked politely first? ydi
nrelavender 10
wow, it's someones time if the month. What normal person just turns around and starts swearing and yelling at someone like that? You can't just turn around and politely ask them to stop stepping on your skis?
shikacho950spet 0
retard!!
vbmg152 19
You are an ass!!!
yodermstr 0
dude i would have done the same thing but why did u put it on heer u should have told jackass to do that