Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
Today, while my husband and I were cleaning out a closet, he went outside to throw out some trash. He was taking a long time to return and I went to make sure he was OK. He was in the living room watching TV instead of helping me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, my husband has been out partying all night. While my in-laws didn't ask him a single question, earlier I received more than six calls from them about when I'll be home to cook and clean. Where was I? In the office for the first time after working from home for past 3 years. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML
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Acousticpixie14 6
Did you ever think to ask him to stay because that's why you cleaned the house? If you did, FYL...if you didn't YDI
PeteyPablo12308 20
Maybe give him a heads up that you wanted to spend time with him...
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Comments (56)
xxst3althshotxx 1
maybe.... just maybe... you should of said something...
louie111887 0
you women are so needy ! let the man watch his game ! hehe. :)
Callythemechanic 0
Lol that's so true
RawrBunneh 0
go with him?
ImAnInsomniac 3
best female answer
IHeartJimi02 0
The gf/wife can't just hang out with the guys. It's the husbands time to spend with his friends, watch the game and have a few beers. IMO, op should've spoken up and asked him to stay. If she did ask him then F her life.
saleha97 4
shame.
Furnaceman 0
as a dude I can affirm that this works, I've blown plans when my wife has done that! (what can I say? I'm a sucker for domesticity!)
Prolusive 5
Why didn't you say something... YDI for not saying anything.
ElizabethNL93 20
You don't know if she said something or not- the FML doesn't say.
THEmuffinpan 0
You could just go out with him. Even if you only pretended to be interested he would get a kick out if it, I'm sure.
agm2010 0
lady., this I when when woman up and tell him 'NO... we finally have time or each other...so go take a romantic bubble bath with me.(;'
SeasonedLemur 5
Hahahaha hilarious!
alwa7sh 2
Nothing comes before game time, the girl can wait the bubble bath can be postponed but the players never wait for me to finish what I'm doing.
OMqiiTzBellz 0
WOW. That happened to me as well with my & my boyfriend...BUT the way I deal with it now!? I'm outta here..**** you bro. So no matter what hun, DON'T be an option to his ass.
Pb25797051 0
lol this commenter is a bitch
docscientist 10
I assume you sent psychic messages into that braincase of his and he still wanted to hang out with his boys. Next time try chaining him to the floor so he stays whether he knows you want him to or not.