blackcarnation
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
South Windsor, United States
Sax appeal
Today, my brother got a new saxophone. He thought a good way to break it in was to play it in my ear. Loudly. While I was sleeping. FML
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blayzie420 7
shove a potato in it..
vixsin 22
Well that blows.
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Rapunzel1974 23
Nothing like a little bit of gratuitous sax first thing in the morning.
blancoing 14
be happy it wasn't a trumpet
Credibleskills 28
Dejavú!
8born8 18
And yet, God help anyone outside the family who hurts them in any way.
8born8 18
I sense a prank war... Let the games begin and may the odds be ever in your favour.
azisles02 17
Your revenge should be swift & strong. Firecrackers in bed could be a good one, or cover his bedroom floor in mouse traps.
8born8 18
Dog poo on his pillow, next to his head while he slumbers. He'll roll over eventually and it'll be all over his face. Or hide some rotten eggs in his room. Alternatively, you could buy some gradual lightening spray for his hair and each night, spray some on one spot on his head and on one eyebrow.
cmt0726 4
I wish I had a new saxophone...
GraphicAustin 8
That's when you break in his butthole with a brand new sax being shoved up it
_marnie_lauren 8
Is it already christmas?
Blavock 12
When he's not paying attention kick him in the nuts so ******* hard