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blackcarnation This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff South Windsor, United States

Sax appeal

Today, my brother got a new saxophone. He thought a good way to break it in was to play it in my ear. Loudly. While I was sleeping. FML

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shove a potato in it..

Well that blows.

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Piss in it while he sleeps.

Nah man don't disrespect the mighty saxamaphone :P

I think its okay to when it interferes with sleep

My sister did the same thing only with her baritone FYL OP

Brotherly love.

OP should look on the bright side, and be grateful that her brother didn't decide to play the recorder/flute, or any other equally odious instrument.

Too bad it wasn't a trombone - those can easily be wrapped around someone's neck. :D

Not really an fml though, more like annoying brother, which is normal...

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Good brother :)

You should get some C4, and break it in by trying it out on his saxophone.

A bit overbroad.

I play the saxophone too :3 I do that to my friend who I often compete with to see who can be louder

How do you not love aural sax!