blackcarnation
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
South Windsor, United States
Sax appeal
Today, my brother got a new saxophone. He thought a good way to break it in was to play it in my ear. Loudly. While I was sleeping. FML
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blayzie420 7
shove a potato in it..
vixsin 22
Well that blows.
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blayzie420 7
shove a potato in it..
Fermion 20
I think some dish soap would do more damage.
Ambient25 25
I think grabbing his sax and trying it out on him while he's asleep will do more damage. There's no worse sound than hearing an instrument scream by someone who doesn't know what they're doing...
JustinKirby 20
Just do what sandy did to Patrick, the instruments are similar enough
Sports_guy3 28
By any chance was it at 2am?
ohnowhyme123 15
screw the potato shove some shit in it
ChevyRedneck85 13
Did he also have a camcorder?
incoherentrmblr 22
Did he at least try to do epic sax man?
RoboCunnilingus 23
I think you should just hit him in his... sax.
j4k3omega 5
Doing that would only muffle the low notes. Which would leave the high ones. Which are way more annoying.
vixsin 22
Well that blows.
Fermion 20
At least he wasn't blowing OP.
ComoEsJuan 24
6- Seriously? Go home, you're drunk.
Fermion 20
Sorry about that, a little bit too random and uncalled for.
Ambient25 25
"I don't normally make a drunk comment, but when I do, I make it from the safety of my home"
Ambient25 25
As I look at all my Yeungling bottles, it takes one to know one.
outoftown 27
26 - Apology accepted. But only because you mentioned Yeungling :)
littlem91 29
Just remember, vengeance will be sweet. Start planning!
junkman6 22
Red Forman says "break your boot in by sticking it up your siblings ass."
zoegirl_455 30
That's how all musicians break in an instrument. It's the new thing
kmccain 27
It's the best way to break it in. I did it with my piccolo.
jazzy_123 20
I remember I wanted to learn to play sax because of Lisa Simpson x)
awkwardloveannie 28
I think that's a great way.. he was sharing his love and talent with you
ColbyGB 13
Who doesn't like ear sax?
spluver0005 17
At least it's not a recorder
MidnaLink 35
A recorder would be MUCH better than a saxophone!!
spluver0005 17
Have you ever heard what a recorder sounds like?
MidnaLink 35
spluver yes from the sixth grade and if you had to get noise played close to your ears they are better than saxes by comparison.
that_band_nerd 22
Well if there's one thing I've learned it's that he'll grow out of practicing, all saxophones do.
jdeezy01 13
This is a good reason for you to start learning to play the bag pipes.
RedPillSucks 33
Help him break it in by shoving it up his ass.
Elkrider 13
Now there's a good idea. "Show me how you play it now!"
cloud1138 10
make him learn careless whisper
ApparentlyCheap 9
One problem, us sax players love playing it to drive everyone else nuts.
that_band_nerd 22
The directors banned it at my school.