Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofa to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it, and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after moving into my new house, my partner's father came to give us his old sofa. Now, an hour before he has to leave, he's half-completed 3 DIY jobs we didn't want done in the first place, and smashed my water inlet pipe. I have no water and a destroyed kitchen. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML
Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML
Today, we needed to get an antique dresser downstairs for sale. While I was fetching a cart to wheel it down safely, my wife and boys decided to impress me by carrying it. The plaster on the walls now needs repair, as does the banister and glass front door. Plus the dresser is now unsellable. FML
Today, I was moving in with a housemate who was fixing his car outside. First, my dad was helping me move, but got distracted by the car, then my boyfriend came to help and also got distracted by the car. I've been moving everything by myself. FML
Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML
Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
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SenGaeriel 3
Make your dad pay for the damages since he is the one who wanted to save a buck in the first place.
danthemanfosho 0
well even if you lived in a house you would have to pay for it
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Comments (43)
Sargasm 4
Penny wise, pound foolish. The Brits knew what they were talking about.
redshortsx 0
that's an f your dads life unless your holiday is gonna suffer from it
baby_gurl2405 0
now the real question is...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Did you manage to save any money from it? LMFAO
mizu22 0
you'd have to pay to have it fixed in a house too....
sdcrazy1018 0
You would think that after they realized the sofa would do that kind of damage to stop. hmmmmmm
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Peroxide 3
THIS HERE IS THE BEST FML ALL WEEK, BRAVO.
cals 0
i just moved into my apartment, and the couch was the absolute worst thing to move. hopefully the damage isn't that expensive.
Peroxide 3
Wow, I totally read that wrong. I thought your friends leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway and for some reason punched a giant hole in the wall. I was also picturing him with a giant wooden leg for some reason and im not even high. I think I need a drink.
lostfaithinpppl 19
LOL. Can I have some of that weed?
blastvortex 4
Well, unless you're paying for your father's misgivings, it's not exactly your problem, is it? I'd say FHL, but he deserves it for not being more careful.
Thecommish 0
that's what security deposits are for.