Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
Today, my father pulled me aside as I was heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said, "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your shorts pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
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asoptavlo14 6
At least you used protection.
yankfan89 27
If you are afraid of your girlfriends parents finding out your are having sex maybe you shouldn't do it in their house.
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Comments (264)
bjkkhawk03 0
That sucks!!
KatieKupcake4195 9
Pretend it's a bug, OP. Start screaming "Oh God! it's a bug!" and stomp on it :) Then when her dad is all "It's a condom, you idiot!" you can keep acting like it's a bug and make her dad look crazy.
stewpididiot 11
OMG !! Do you have any idea how much it hurts when stoli/cran comes out of your nose ?? LMFAO !!!!!
agreedtodisagree 4
Kudos for dropping a used condom, with possibly sperm in it, in front of the father.
AxFETUSxFARMER 0
nice job dude... her parents probably hate you now.
Cowgirl9999 8
Better luck next time?
AhmandahAnarchy 5
Want to get away? Grab a Snickers.
Alan2 24
*twix
erice867 0
I defiantly don't have any sympathy for you, if you were worried about her parents in the first place you shouldn't have even been doing that in her house.
PinkMystic1399 0
You kinda deserved it bro
pogue36 5
Hey not as bad as the girl's mother catching you with your pants down.