Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said, "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML
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Top comments
jdb2009 0
You deserved that one. You should just study for the exam, get a passing grade, and meet someone better down the road. How do you know she won't turn into a crack ***** given her attitude about taking an exam??
cbrown89 0
well you probably would have failed either way :P
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Comments (121)
el211 1
#33 - hot girls are never smart? What about Natalie Portman?
derschadenfreude 5
hey 63, have you forgotten Natalie Portman cheated every test? and snorted all the yay as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q
poison29 0
wow that girl .... needs to care more about her education. that's all.
Quinnjamin 0
If you're going to cheat off of someone, make sure they get at least B's. #33, the hottest girl in my class is also one of the smartest...
abu3mair 0
how the **** does cheating from a girl lead to lunch with her? and how does that make your life ******?
thereitgo 1
smart girls can be hot, it's just not the usual case. top 9 in senior class was one of the hottest girls in the school.
warpedtourgurl 0
HA! idiot!
weeeezy 0
i can't imagine her saying that but either way it's funny.
eleanor_rigby 0
Moral of the story: Don't cheat.
IAmBridgette 0
That's why you should only use one head during an exam.
csrsc11 0
and that is why you don't cheat on exams dumb ass. get your shit together and study.